The week in Spurs: Thursday: Bantered off by paint dog Friday: Piss away another lead Sunday: Join rebel breakaway Super League Monday: Sack manager Tuesday: Leave rebel breakaway Super League

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When Grace Pilling, who was on the bench for Manchester City today, was born, Jill Scott (who started) had already played a season of top-flight football for Sunderland. That is crazy.

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

More schools must offer girls the chance to play football – we cannot fail the next generation, writes Ian Wright. telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/…

I searched for many things growing up but football was not one of them. Football was always there, always available. On the estate, in the park, at school, at clubs. We need to set that right for girls & make sure they have equal access to our national game. #LetGirlsPlay ⚽

Good Luck to our Manchester City Women Under 16s who have battled through to the Girls FA Youth Cup Final tomorrow They take on Chelsea Youth at Loughborough University at 4pm #COMEONCITY bring that trophy home 🏆

One last BEST WISHES tweet to our Under 16s squad who today play in the FA Youth Cup Final Good Luck Girls , we are proud of you 👏👏👏👏👏👏 #COMEONCITY 💙

We at TCFC send our best wishes & speedy recovery to ex TCFC junior Beth Strutton, Vanessa Strutton who broke her leg playing for Man City in the FA Yourh cup final on Saturday, speedy recovery Beth & get back doing what your best at soon. ❤️👏🔴⚽️#TCFC

Revealed: Why private schools are turning away from rugby and learning to love football | Sam Dean telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/…

This is what I call professionalism. I’d have collapsed ten seconds into this. x.com/isitreallymoir…

Damn 😳

Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.

"I've put a grand behind the bar, keep an eye on your Uncle"

This may be the greatest music video of all time.

Spider-Man surprises his biggest fan Brayan in the hospital and spends the day with him. Spider-Man (Mattia Villardita) wrote: "Believe me when I say this. I bow to you. I am honored to be friends with one of the greatest heroes I have ever known.”

Introverts stay away from conflict. No matter what. All they want is peace. Arguments, fighting and the longing to dominate is just not their thing. They got nothing to prove to anybody. They've got their priorities right. Simplicity, tranquility, and alone time. Nothing more.

Sometimes I hear other people making small talk and I feel so blessed not to be a part of the conversation.

Started the week off with a 𝐖🤝