Opened reels on full volume at my first day of work and now HR already wants to meet me...

Going to RedSox/Cubs tonight… Is it disrespectful to the White Sox if I wear a RedSox shirt to spite the cubs?

Was having a great day then remembered I’m not going back to Dayton in a month. Would give my left nut to be back on Lowes. Day ruined.

Miss these fuckin guys. What coulda been.

Idk if this is a hot take or not but I think Xander Schauffele will be next to win a career grand slam after Scottie.

⛳️🌺 It’s that time of year again…

On the worst gambling run of my life rn. 20-55 in July, 0-25 in the last 4 days. Have a couple NRFI parlays going tonight but if there is no luck there may need to take a slight break.

My new favorite thing is making up a completely fake name and then asking someone if they know them when they’re talking ab what school they went to or what town they’re from. Even better when someone lies and says they know the person I completely made up 5 seconds before

How the fuck am i supposed to work remote when Happy Gilmore 2 just came out

Adrian Houser is gonna get the sox 2 top 100s.

End of Happy Gilmore made me think more and more ab how if the PGA and LIV did a match like that it would be a blowout. Bryson the only LIV player who would hang most likely. Maybe Niemann if he got lucky.

Robert Jr staying home = few positive offseason moves = 2026 wildcard

Im pretty happy the Sox didnt sell low on LuBob. I still think he can be a superstar

BREAKING: The NCAA has voted to EXPAND the March Madness field from 68 teams, to 80 teams, per an NCAA spokesperson. More details to come.

I would give my left nut to go back to Dayton in 14 days. Wish i had a victory lap.

Sox On 35th Monty’s Manor. Colson’s Corner. 12s Slammer. He might hit 200 bombs over that right field wall… we need a name. #CallMelt

Mike Gibbons Sox On 35th This kid might be special!! Baby Corey Seager

Seeing the cubs self distrust makes me so happy

Take this back. Would give both to go back tomorrow. Enjoy it🫡