Paul ‘Wello’ Wellens whenever he has to face Wigan, Hull KR, Leigh or Warrington.

Part one of my double header went well as Warrington Wolves beat Wigan to reach the academy Grand Final.

Part two of my double header was a complete and utter shambles as expected. My level of anger, discontent and resentment towards this club has never been higher. Please do something about it as a matter of urgency Warrington Wolves.

I haven’t missed a Warrington Wolves away game for eight and a half years; the only reason I’ve dragged myself here tonight is to prolong that run. What a sad little life I lead.

Good way to end the season, that was much better Warrington Wolves. I’m fine with losing in those circumstances. Ewan Irwin looks ready made for Super League.

Good effort from Max Wood and Tom McKinney backing up after Thursday night; I think we probably win that game if Ewan Irwin plays.

Well done lads Warrington Wolves, what a terrific group of young men! They went unbeaten all year and now they’ve deservedly won the academy Grand Final.

Up those plucky Saints, give Paul Wellens a lifetime contract.

I’m okay with the signing of Albert Hopoate. Yes, there’s an element of risk and it could well backfire. However, the potential upside is huge. He’s got genuine ability if he can stay fit.

Congratulations to Hull KR, I really like it when teams get exactly what they deserve in sport. Surely nobody actually thinks Harry Smith and Brad O’Neill are better options for England Rugby League than Mikey Lewis and Jez Litten?

England squad announcement tomorrow, what are we all expecting? I hope Owen Trout and Sam Walters are included. I’m still gutted for Matty Ashton because I think our wing options are desperately poor. I’m already annoyed at the inevitable inclusion of John Bateman.

I can’t say I’m very inspired unfortunately, the John Bateman selection was predictable. Alex Walmsley can’t even play the ball properly these days. Daryl Clark over Danny Walker is laughable and no Jake Connor is borderline disgraceful.

Welcome back Toulouse Olympique XIII; it’s a genuinely superb away trip.

En route to Wembley via Runcorn. I’m really excited and intrigued to see how England Rugby League get on. 🏟️

Reece Walsh was worth the entrance fee alone; I’ve never seen a player move like him before. He’ll go down as the greatest of all time I reckon.

Good shout Johnny, you complete pillock. That serves me right for trying to be positive. Tevita Pangai Junior leaves the club before he even arrives. 🤣

No more passengers Stuart Middleton once said. I bet the rest of Super League are quaking in their boots at the thought of facing Toby King, Sam Powell, Jordy Crowther and Sam Stone.

Hill Dickinson Stadium ticked off the list, hopefully that dinosaur Shaun Wane isn’t in charge of England Rugby League for the World Cup. We’re so boring and predictable with ball in hand.

In hindsight, could Jake Connor and Mikey Lewis have done any worse? They were the obvious form halfback pairing going into this. We’ve scored one barge over try from dummy half in two games. Shaun Wane’s obsession with George Williams and ‘the process’ is ridiculous.

The Ashes has been very underwhelming in my opinion, it feels like a missed opportunity for Rugby League in this country. The worst thing is the Aussies have been bang average for most of it and we still couldn’t get anywhere near them.