Modern science and mysticism are now indistinguishable.

Social media will be a tax the working class has to pay. Hire someone to sift through the slop.

Meta this, CTR that. You guys are overthinking this marketing thing way too much. Get a gigantic orange balloon. Put it on a Ferrari and just park it on Main Street. Boom. Profit. It’s that simple🚬😎

Boomer dads raised daughters like sons. A mistake we'll pay for for generations.

Always baffles me that this is literally biblical.

“The one with the most energy wins” - Drinkvolta.com

Don’t just listen! Gamble!

Get GOO’ed.

Great pipe

It’s hysterical to me that American Christianity decided the material world doesn’t matter, so churches became hollow warehouses with a weird stage, cheesy lighting, and a mopey rock band under a sing-along projector.

“I never wanna be the “hot brand” cause they eventually become cold” - probably Ralph Lauren’s most valuable insight

Pop Tarts. Country Squares. Same product. Who won?

I launched this candle mostly just to fuck with Zach.

We are at peak logo. Peak “billboard”. Everyone has a logo. Everyone has brand. Everyone’s “advertising”. Take comfort in the fact that it will all be over soon.

This is true design. Real American art.

Socrates was right. Text is the most Powerful and the most Evil.

Why does all psychedelic art look like something you’d see in hell?