Baddies wanajifanya they haven’t seen Lana Del Rey getting married to an alligator tour guide😂

I regret to report that the secret to making friends in your 30s is to go out and do things and then ask the people there if they would like to go out again and do more things

These things are FRAUD, just do business with your Money BWANA, advised a client to try them, 300k to NCBA returns is 3K, 210k to I & M returns is 1.144 shillings for the first month, Mambo gani Hayaaaa

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Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

Find a way to get used to failing. You need to learn how to handle failure, and quickly. In real life, it's the people who understand how failure works that thrive. Speaking of which, failure or not isn't directly tied to your self-worth. And drop from that pedestal quickly.

Mr Ruto is the biggest tribalist ij Kenya.Government positions are full of kalenjins you may think we are in rift valley.This is Kenya with 42 tribes (43 with indians).Gachagua is a childplay to Ruto when it comes to tribalism.Hata aibu kidogo hana.A whole president!Ruto Must Go!

Double top 🔝

If you’re in your 20s fuck all work life balance. Get a 1 bed room in Dubai/greed focused city with a mattress on the floor. Meet a group of similar male psychos to compete with. Don’t leave that apartment till you have 5 million in cash and the ability to generate money on a

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Chelsea is playing today and the whole world is happy!🥰💙

Sometimes I miss the scenery in Japan. Mount Fuji feels so real, like the final stage of a video game.

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One girl is enough

Does anyone ever start typing a reply to a Tweet then just thinks nah it’s not worth it and deletes it 🤷‍♀️

Trading is more secure than any 9-5 job The market aint going no where you can't say that about a 9-5 Once you got the skills you're set for life

Ready for tomorrow UEFA Women’s Champions League 👀🩷

The goal in trading is to conserve capital. Keep your capital safe and don’t over risk your capital. A lot of people what they do is when the trade from being in profit goes in drawdown they add higher risk in the trade, at that point you’re over-risking, you don’t have to

1 and 3 still have me in a chokehold