So I can use this in the chat and get mad thumbs down reactions

Mike Sonko Shida iko wapi mike? Si ata wewe unavaanga nguo zinakaa za watoto na serikali ilikua inakulipa mshahara ukiwa governor?

Bayern and Real Madrid meeting the CL:

Arsenal, Liverpool & City all out of Europe

Other African airports receiving their results

Fanya bidii team yako isikuwache ukihate watch kila season. Umekaa chini season yote ukingoja kuwatch zingine zicheze. Thats sad darling

“Modric displays his Ballon D’or for Messi to see”

⚽️📺 The new way to watch football via the Apple Vision Pro. 😳

On paper

Sisi pesa yetu ikitumika kwa kanisa ya hawa ni ya anasa😂😂

Bruh this dudes uncle is the President of Ghana, & he created a random government position for him as the “Presidential Coordinator for Youth Engagement” BASICALLY a glorified influencer/socialite and gets paid to throw parties😭😭 I’m ngl his parties a bomb when I visited Ghana

You hold a lot of respect and admiration for a man and then they go ahead and get square plates.

Dem hukua na standards kwa mtu hataki btw

I would NOT survive in the USA

'When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent' - Isaac Asimov

🌶️Bukayo Saka

#UCL

Boom!

Kenya Shilling has CRASHED to 135 after bouncing from 129.5 just days ago.

Will all the CSs & appointees still do tweets congratulating the leadership when it starts falling precipitously again?

Rate via Pacific Forex Bureau.

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Frame 2: Bunge Towers is a 28 story building started in 2010 with an initial budget of Sh5.89 billion.
This was revised to Sh7.1 billion before being pushed…

🚨🎙️| İlkay Gundogan on Araujo's red card: “I didn't see it, if he made a mistake he probably deserved to be sent off.

In such crucial moments you have to be sure if you have a chance to get the ball. If you don't have a chance, you have to move away. I don't know if he got to…