All her statements, campaign literature, tactics and behaviour throughout the campaign. mobile.twitter.com/languesbians/s…

What a life Jon. Rolling from panel show to panel show, town to town, doing the same joke again and again about how his wife doesn't know how to load the dishwasher. Successfully monetizing his tedious, dog shit personality for a career in showbiz. Don't knock it, I wish I could.

Really fucking hate this tbh. Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer we use to crush our enemies. mobile.twitter.com/spagbolshevism…

Have been on a coach for 5 hours lads and I'm sorry to say that the sooner the oceans swallow the earth the better

Nobody's trying to make themselves feel better. They're just correctly observing that your own politics crashed even harder than ours, and therefore we should think twice before adopting it.

Smoking 10 pounds of Spice and going to the Stop Brexit Rally on January 31st like a normal person

At the time when most Labour MPs were set on ‘destroying Corbyn as a man’, and he still ignored them and went out into a booing parliament to formally apologise to the Iraqi people and British servicemen for the Iraq War

Me exactly one week before I came back to Twitter to retweet a picture of a lemur at TGI Fridays x.com/JolyonMaugham/…

Tfw you're a member of the Conservative Party x.com/Layo_GP/status…

So what they sayin this thing is like a virus or something or what

Lads. Sorry I was away. Have I missed anything

JC rest in power king

seriously mate no joking please just don't lead again politics not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out @ labour x.com/Keir_Starmer/s…

Anyway just came back for like two hours to post this. See ya

Yet again I was ahead of my time!

It's simply to announce that I've adopted these kittens to replace Jan the Marmoset. Cheers, same time next year. x.com/granitetide/st…