the lion does not concern himself with the actions of the polycule

my therapist told me to hit you in the head with a big brick

seeing 4 blonde people together is a harrowing sight

how to manipulate

been getting really into making my own proxies

if the president has died. i dont want to, but ill do it. ill be the first chill ass white boy president. if called upon ill rise to the ocassion and be the first white boy who got it like that president. even if i dont want to and am scared.

if i meet you, and i forget your name. you're allowed to hit me. hard. it's what i deserve and the only way i'll learn.

bored in the confessional booth and thought i looked good here 🙈 side note: stop cheating on your wives lol yall messy as hell! next time u dont tithe im gonna tell her jk 👀

when youre getting harvested for your biomass in a pocket dimension space farm, dont say jim didnt warn you

no milf in my area should ever have to feel lonely

not making jokes in order to maintain a career

on hinge asking if she’s pure of heart

the president has the potential to do something very funny to elon musk tomorrow

made a spelling mistake in a company wide email (i'm elvis)

my ex wife !

magic the gathering is now fortnite and that is something we just have to be okay with next year expect a big chungus secret lair

a marvel superhero would never do what you did. you’re an embarrassment to the entire fandom my friend

car sex in the rain would smackk