Noticed a suspiciously parked vehicle... on investigation, was the father of a young lady killed in a collision wanting to be close to his daughters final place on the 5th anniversary of her death. Heartbroken. Who would you be leaving behind? Slow down, for them. #victraffic

A lazy 17 odd foot. Rather indeed #Australia

Fair enough then #melbweather

Ellume CEO Dr Sean Parsons “and we look forward to working with the Australian Govt in due course” - guessing there is someone wishing they returned his call earlier.

Hi there tennis players. sorry but tell me again how hard done by you are? Cool, yeah thanks - just so I have something to keep motivated next lockdown. It’s not like we faced the worst, sacrificed the most and came together to overcome before you chose to visit. But thanks 👍

Anyone ever not thought crown is dodgy as shit. News flash - it’s a CASINO. How else are we supposed to launder our coin - there just simply ain’t enough Bar 20s to cope with demand

OG lockdown. Wouldn’t imagine too many of those Australian Open Kias driving around are being let in politely with a wave. Might want to park up for a bit there guy #COVID19Vic

Prob not the best time to be posting... give it 10, grab a water and check again later

Classic Craig T #COVID19Vic

Perhaps I went to early condemning her... #COVID19Vic

Alright you hoodlums... you may have age on your side, but I have an adults salary and years of loose budgeting skills behind me #lockdown

So I am right in saying sun baking is not included as exercise yeah? Cause 31 today... All weekend people at the beach and park without masks sun baking and it was 20 odd. If it’s illegal, then I’m hoping to see some enforcement today. #lockdown2021 #Melbourne

Looks like most of the anti vax crew on St Kilda Rd are all way in the safer categories age wise... wonder if their parents and grandparents have such strong views #COVID19Vic

So the torso is not her, but the foot in the shoe is... A lot of random body parts floating around NSW apparently

Well shit... turns out old mate ‘leave Brittney alone’ may have had a valid grievance #BritneySpears

No love greater than that of this 3 year old and a W class #Melbourne

Calling through a collision earlier and there was an Ambulance Victoria MICA paramedic on-site within 3 minutes. Hadn’t even ended the call yet. Anywhere in the world - that’s A1 - as good as it gets 👍 #Melbourne

There is an enormous burden on Tony Armstrong to bring what should be headline news to our attention and implore that we care. It’s not good enough. We should all be angry and white hot with rage. Thanks Tony Armstrong yet again.

If some knob kept calling me mate while speaking to or about me like that, fair chance I’d take my best shot at giving them a shameful flogging, then pay for his lovely wife’s cab home #MAFS