are the mighty mighty bosstones even from boston

he said Snowden, but I heard Snowed Inn 😏

recently, the majority of the goals I’ve been hitting are sleep-related

first Dave that comes to mind:

if you were pasta, what shape would you be?

my imaginary pit crew does head massages and they’re great

I love to have an impromptu good time

what do you think fergie’s doing rn?

an overbite and it’s very cute, that’s an awwwwwning

meet me in the calfeteria

missed my cats while I was at the office and I’m pretty sure it was mewtual

I always thought it was “hork a loogie”

you’re texting me a link, I’m probably not clicking it

maybe the drones are planning our surprise party

I wonder how many relationships have had a wrench thrown into them by these spicy unknown number scam texts

my New Year’s resolution is not to learn to beatbox

i now get Thursday night anxiety instead of Sunday scaries? and it’s not even catchy.

tell him your love language is drone photos

larry june is short for larry juniper, thanks.

“believe women” “nah, on second thought. do whatever the absolute polar opposite of that is. like. make women feel terrified.”