judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth me: yes judge: who do you like me: omg dare

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

the worst TV trend of the past decade: when you can tell a line was written specifically to be screenshotted and circulated on social media

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

YOU TOLD ME TO THINK ABOUT IT WELL I DIDDDDD NOW I DONT WANNA FEEL A THING ANYMOREE IM TIRED OF BEGGING FOR THE THINGS THAT I WANNNT

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

nothing worse than getting a little sun and feeling better and realizing I have the mental complexity of a daisy

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

Our thoughts and prayers are with Tampa Bay #Buccaneers legendary wide receiver Mike Evans. Evans has still not gotten up off the ground. 🙏🙏🙏