I love your jacket from Zara. It says: I am selfish, my soul is a void, and I also have an eye for bargains

The modern GOP is basically Steve Bannon, Steve King and Stephen Miller on one side engaged in a project to preserve and enshrine dominance for its ethnic/racial base, and Paul Ryan and John Roberts on the other who pretend they have no idea what they’re up to.

This stuff about how the president will react to the results is amusing - whatever happens, I would not expect a high level of genuine personal introspection.

Columbus happened to them, motherfucker x.com/Deadspin/statu…

Once Upon A Time...in Hollywood, amirite??

“Impeach.” Isn’t that what Timothy Chalamet did in Call Me By Your Name?

me, reading the readout

Nestor go on Chapo

hahahahahahahah. Oh the policy of taking people's healthcare away in the midst of a pandemic? Or the policy of trying to hand wave away the outbreak that's already killed 122,000 people?

“People think we’re anti-Italian. We’re not anti-Italian. In fact, we have one on our team a-makin-a-the-pizza.”

Here's another story we've all heard cleveland.com/court-justice/… x.com/JimRenacci/sta…

Love thy neighbor as thy bae

Christ relieved earthly suffering, healed the sick; fed people, changed water into wine, and used the right powder products for his skin type

It's a white Belgian wheat that will call code enforcement on you if you don't bring your trashcan in right away x.com/columbusbiz1st…

when everyone else in the office has one donut, but i take two.

1. John Kasich claims our job creation numbers (provided by the Kasich administration) wrong, so "fake news" 2. Kasich admin releases "corrected" numbers 3. Kasich job numbers for past 2 years STILL worse than Strickland 2010, about same for 3 years ago dispatch.com/news/20180312/…

I journeyed to the source of this river of despair

It’s incredibly difficult explaining Stormy Daniels to the toddlers in a purely sex positive way.

♥️Columbus, holy Shit... that was one of my favorite shows we’ve ever played. One of our biggest headline shows outside of Chicago. Thank you for giving us all that energy back it feeds the beast. Gonna remember this one forever. Midwest is the best.♥️

It is official Ohio Dems downballot candidates again outraised all of their Republican opponents. #BlueWave #OHDems