brutal hippo attack caught on camera

i hate smoking with paranoid bitches what do you mean the british are coming

Sorry i’m late, there was an evil troll blocking the bridge and his riddles were really hard today

next piercing

“aw you remembered” of course i did i’m in your walls

when a girl says “5 mins” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries narrator: the case was never solved me:

😭😭

me yelling uno with 25 cards up my ass

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 626932872710!

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 626932872710!

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 626932872710!

“you’re soooo funnyyy” thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

Real