my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

Going to the plans you said yes to when you felt a little extroverted but the day finally arrives and you actually have to go

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

this alone is making me lose all respect for so many oomfs

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate.

Sorry for confirming the logistics of our plans yet again hahahaha!!! It’s just that I need to know everything, all the time, for always

Ten game win streak. For the People’s Republic of San Antonio!

The anger you’re feeling watching $1,000,000 in American bombs obliterate a school in the Middle East while you can’t afford to take your child to the dentist is completely justifiable.

Talarico: I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than ten years of this kind of politics. Politics as bloodsport, politics as trolling and owning politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends

the grass is greener the sky is bluer the tortillas are thicker

ATTENTION EVERYONE!! I am on an important pursuit to create and fill the arena with Spurs Themed Friendship bracelets for playoffs!! Goal is to create and find others to help me create these so that we can all handout/trade during play offs! Already have several AMAZING

During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911.

yeah, that turned out better than anything i could’ve hoped for #PorVida

Ready to engage in a spirited discussion and be the next viral couple at a basketball game #porvida

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

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