Come on Luton!

plucking nasal hair - eyes watering! LOL!

keeping my clothes on. Having a good time.

my wind today! oooofff!

need to do a wee! LOL!

whilst having a shave, couldn't help but notice how good looking i am! #blessed

feeling very hot, like a hot flush. obvs working too hard, need to put on the whale cd and chillax

have to admit, nerves have gotten to me. but trying to overcome them by standing proud and erect in my bedroom, like a boss. #mindovermatter

neighbours peering in, so i drew the curtains - with my winkey! #noseyparkers #thatwillteachthem

unwinding with a herbalife, soon be in snoozeville. my pants feel quite tight. hope i have a good dream tonight.

anyone can fall in love, Anita Dobson sang this the 80's therefore it is true.

what is the internet? is it a parallel universe? is it witchcraft?

eating a cupcake and thinking about the future. is it big? is it round? does it float, or is it on the ground? does it cost 1 euro or £1?

Jermaine Stewart is so glad he got his John Still portrait tattooed on his back, with 'Luton Till I Die' in gothic typeface underneath

anal pubic hair, honestly! who wants it? who needs it? not me, that's for sure! #wishitwouldjustgoaway