GO STUDY FOR UR FINAL STUPID

2020 is already the longest chapter in future history books.

im just vibing bitch

I’ll give $100 to a random person who retweets this within the next 10 minutes. Must be following so I can DM you if you win. Good luck 😊

Live long and prosper.

HEY Chipotle HIRE THESE GUYS!!!

Election Day should be a national holiday.

People cheering on the USPS like they’re the fuckin’ Ghostbusters and I love it!

With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety.

Not that anybody asked, but the Raymond James Stadium, home to #SuperBowl LV, is oriented precisely north-south in the Northern Hemisphere. This means the Coriolis Force from Earth’s rotation will deflect any 50-yard kick, nearly 1/2 inch to the right. I’m just sayin’.

Fuckin calzones, right?

i love fleetwood mac

Today was a good day

Beyond Lithium Ep. 8! bit.ly/3Minn6F <- Wayside Energy's founder & CEO James Werbe joins ∃⊥∀N to discuss their novel Na-ion cell thermal control approach, safety, reliability, sustainability, scaling, NIMBYism, "smarter" energy, and community as a tool for good!

We got a few filters heading to East Side Cafe! Keeping the community safe is what we like to do. eastsidecafela.com

I told you we’d be back