Cannot wait to spoil my bestfriend & nephew tomorrow 🥺🩵🫶🏼 jordyyyy 🦋

Bestie & lil man’s day 🩵

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world hoe

"are you busy?" Me: "no" *incoming video call*

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

Incredible. Ultrasound captures preborn baby yawning in the womb at 33 weeks. It is horrific that this child could be legally killed in 9 states + D.C. Ban abortion now.

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

You just had to be there

Old Disney 🥺>>>>

And like Miley Cyrus said: “I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

remember when miley tweeted this 😭

I'm glad we fell out bitch fuck u

next month is may, may every man stfu

BITCH IM A MOTHA