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The streets of our metropolis are overrun with strange men who attack passers-by with no rhyme or reason. If you care for your loved ones at all, keep them indoors, under lock and key, until they wilt or break free. #etiquette #xbooks #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy

“At a funeral, enter the church quietly, and, unless you belong to the mourners, wait until they leave the church before you rise from your seat. Never attempt to speak to any of the afflicted family; however heartfelt your sympathy, it will not be welcome at that time. For that

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Cold War? Trouble in the Middle East? Empire in decline? What the world needs now – is an absolute idiot. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – only 99¢ (99p), this month only. amazon.co.uk/Cretin-Crossha… amazon.com/Cretin-Crossha… #amazonbooks #booktok

“Flattery is always in bad taste. If you say more in a person’s praise than is deserved, you not only say what is false, but you make others doubt the wisdom of your judgment. Open, palpable flattery will be regarded by those to whom it is addressed as an insult, and they will

“To watch the servants, or appear uneasy, lest something should go wrong, is excessively ill-bred, and if any accident does occur, you only make it worse by noticing it. To reprove or speak sharply to a servant before your guests, manifests a shocking want of good breeding. Wait,

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He came. He saw. He soiled his trousers. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. amazon.com/Cretin-Crossha… amazon.co.uk/Cretin-Crossha… #amazonbooks #booktok #Writerslift #Authors #Writers

“Never attempt any dance with which you are not perfectly familiar. Nothing is more awkward and annoying than to have one dancer, by his ignorance of the figures, confuse all the others in the set, and certainly no man wants to show off his ignorance of the steps of a round dance

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Today’s find – Title: Poltroonius; A Tragic Farce Author: An Admirer of Chivalry (Edward Francis Head) Year: 1856 #xbooks #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #Spy #mystery #literature #oldbooks #classics #fiction #crimefiction #satire #books #readers #bookish

Trigger warning: • silliness (a lot) • stupidity (great heaps) • pointlessness (absolute) Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. amazon.com/Cretin-Crossha… amazon.co.uk/Cretin-Crossha…

“Avoid making any noise in eating, even if each meal is eaten in a solitary state. It is a disgusting habit, and one not easily cured if once contracted, to make any noise with the lips when eating. You might well think (albeit stupidly) that if you're alone, what could it

It is a truth universally acknowledged that British secret agent Fred Hoik is a complete idiot in want of a brain. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. amazon.com/Cretin-Crossha…

“Punctuation is another very important point in a letter, because it not only is a mark of elegance and education to properly punctuate it, but the omission of this point will inevitably confuse your correspondent. To wit: If subtlety is demanded for legal considerations, you

He couldn’t spy his way out of a paper bag. He’s tried. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. amazon.com/Cretin-Crossha… amazon.co.uk/Cretin-Crossha… #amazonbooks #booktok #Writerslift #Authors

“If you receive an impertinent letter, treat it with contempt; do not answer it. If it is openly insulting – mockingly comparing your face to a desiccated landscape pocked with craters from species-destroying meteors flung from the outer reaches of the cosmos for the single