Ok I cheated in school but I did it the hard way and without AI

Imagine explaining this headline to your grandfather who fought in WWII.

how the hell do you write smut

I’m sorry but I refuse to stop laughing at “one of whom was doing a wheelie”

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead

Shohei Ohtani is awesome because he’s one of the greatest athletes of all time and is also always getting into bizarre real world Kramer B-plots from Seinfeld

when a comedy podcast has a musician on i hope they’re having fun because i am NOT!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately very hilarious yet again.

We invented the telephone you dumb bitch.

“For decades”

losing my mind over this image from "donald's dilemma" (1947)

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

he reminds me of these

Mind you we're still not able to take water through security.

I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot

I feel like this evangelical Christian coffee shop in Durham (yes, it's a thing) didn't pay *quite* enough attention to their graphic design

Made small talk with my neighbor about how nice it is outside and she agreed then said this was exactly what the weather was like on 9/11