golden days for scammers on twitter. this one, with blatantly deceptive twitter handle and URl, has been live for 9 hours and has thousands of likes and retweets from a legion of bots.

the saddest part is that my son will never get to meet his dad's twitter persona

Just received this insane email from Elon: " dear Jason, 1. serial comma usage is a fireable offense as of today 2. all error messages to be rewritten to include "oops" 3. if something is written in active voice, make it passive 4. if passive, make active 5. pronouns = fired"

is the plural of horse horses or horsies?

It’s 2023. Stop saying “we need to *delight* our customers”! No one is sitting around saying, “Golly, I want some delight from <Company, Product, Service>!” They’re trying to pay bills, run errands, live their life. They just want things to WORK, so they can get on with it.

most places i've worked, excluding my currrent gig, had this problem

i just let my team know that i've finally transcended being detail oriented so they no longer need to ask me questions about content

you are required to popcorn back to the person that popcorned to you for the sake of chaos

expansion, collapsion

wait is the plural of yes really yesses?

I am so tired - of shitty friends who don’t care about you - of office policies and rituals - of work that’s pointless I am going for a damn walk to enjoy NYC

legally changing my name to be lowercase jason fox

bro do you even cognitive lift?