It would be rather ironic if Hope is what kills Trump.

Actual fortune cookie from today...

I look forward to completely forgetting these names in the best possible way.

This is the wrong day to be doing dry January.

I’ve reached the point where I 100% expect to see new clothes any time someone jumps up and down.

Two nights in a row now. A vaccine is literally and figuratively my dream.

Being 37 in Ontario right now

On one hand, I believe in affordable childcare. On the other, you couldn’t pay me enough to watch my kids if they weren’t mine.

I’m sorry but how was CaféTO the name they went with when PaT.O. was right there for the taking?

Alright everyone what random household item are we hoarding this time?

Meanwhile, in Ontario, I would PAY $100 for a booster shot.

After years of regularly checking, but not following, Auschwitz Memorial, I finally hit the follow button. As hard as it is to confront what happened to people like me, it’s far worse not to support an account committed to ensuring it never happens again.

I just found out our daycare is dropping masks as of March 21. Our daycare, filled with children under 5, as new outbreaks continue flaring up around the world. I think I might combust.

This Rogers outage sure gives new meaning to “Bell Let’s Talk”

I can’t help but say “please” and “thank you” to ChatGPT. When the robots take over, maybe they’ll remember I was nice.

Stopped on the sidewalk to dance alongside a guy blasting “I Forgot That You Existed” in his car. Taylor Swift healing the world 💕

Watching the last two weeks of reaction to Israel-Hamas has been a real mask-off moment, for my normal friends. readtheline.ca/p/jen-gerson-t…

Wow, #ELMOtionalWellBeing was RIGHT there for the taking.

At this point it would be more efficient to tell us which actors have NOT been cast in the new Knives Out.

There’s a dangerous shortage of family doctors but this should help.