LEDOM JAMES

There are three fireball shooters sitting on my bookshelf staring at me like the green goblin mask rn

That was the worst two weeks of my life

Fire Cooper tweets on my timeline

absurd animal

i got hit in the head by a hockey puck at a tampa bay lightning game when i was 10 and when i woke up in the ER the doctors were trying to pry a pretzel out of my hand they were calling me uncle anne

We gotta **** so many people in Victor Hedmans instagram comments section man

The St Maarten of New Jersey

Leafs 1st Sharks 2nd. No it’s fine I just didn’t think Peter Thiel and Benjamin Netanyahu were involved in this whole draft lottery thing

You’re right — I realize now hydraulic scissor lifts are only safe in winds up to 35 mph — not 50 mph as I previously stated

I wish this didn’t mean a cheap milkshake now

Tadinho ele escorregou pq não sabe ler

Can you deal my fucking cards please man

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

back of the car for the taco bell run they’re feeding me cinnamon twists from the front seat like some kind of zoo animal