Zoomers be like: wanna go have a panic attack and read Mein Kampf.

Do not rewrite legacy code I cannot stress to you how much you do not want to rewrite legacy code Only a 25 year old would think this was a good idea

If both sides are the same, why are you asking one side to save you from the other??

zoomers be like: wanna get the worst haircut you’ve ever seen and vote for fascism

This tariff pause is going to be very bad for the factory I started building last week

Your answer to this question is a class signifier.

Words like auteur just mean nothing anymore, I guess. This is an app, not art.

“Ai filmmaker”

The tech bros posting Veo clips and being like: “oh my god! This is breaking the Internet! We are all filmmakers now, ” are the lamest people on the planet. It all looks like slop, bois.

I hope there is a violent reaction and backlash against slop AI content going main stream.

“I’ve GOT to hear them play Dirty Little Secret, bro.”

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

they’re on bluesky arguing whether it’s sexist to make “the girls are fighting” jokes

I get anxiety with three people in the same grocery aisle.

Oh for gods sake you went to YALE, give it a rest

This is like when you enable your buddy who already drinks too much.

Can’t believe we missed out on a Kamala mobile phone.

This has the same energy as when my toddler finally doesn’t knock over the blocks he’s been stacking.

I can’t explain it but I know it’s an orange cat