Wouldn't be complete without the Venn Diagram would it?

#connections

Brexit supporting Rishi Sunak tells the SNP to “stop obsessing about independence” and focus on improving their citizens’ lives… #PMQs

Still the BEST sports commentary of all-time. 😂

A netflix special needs to be made interviewing celebrities the day after they film a Hot Ones ep

banks: have you gone paperless yet? then go paperless! being paperless is great! oh you’ve gone paperless? THANK YOU! WE LOVE YOU! YES FOR PAPERLESS!!!!

those same banks: we need a postal letter as your proof of address document nothing else will do lol soz

Algorithms are still at the level of grandparent hearing you say something about horses one time and sending you horse-themed gifts for the rest of your life

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

The big studios don't want you realising 'The Bear' is just a remake of 'Monarch of the Glen' but with a Chicago kitchen instead of a Scottish estate.

I won't be taking any questions at this time

“The free market will regulate itself.”

Free market:

Found this doll in my gran’s attic. Sad that its existence means i’ll never be able to set foot inside her house ever again

drivers seem to underestimate how willing i am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point

I’ve just been reminded of this exchange during the 2019 Conservative leadership election and I cannot stop laughing

'I didn't know we had that in common'
- Dull
- Smalltalk central
- Is this a coffee morning literally who cares

'We're not so different, you and i'
- High drama
- Implies you've been sworn enemies this whole time
- Potential response of 'i'm NOTHING like you!' just sitting there

wow

*Someone is choking in The Alchemist.

CUSTOMER Oh my god get them some water.

*Barman starts sieving tap water through a rare cut of muslin cloth into a jam jar submerged in liquid nitrogen. Handling items only with bbq tongues.

CUSTOMER We’ve lost them.

BARMAN £12.99 please

This is a *brilliant* thread:

Feel like some important clarifying info is missing here