you guys are queuing on the TX, I’m queuing on Sports Direct to buy some shin pads

Mums just asked me why I’m showering in shin pads, she doesn’t get it

Mikel, what have you done.

Farkkk my shin pads are on super Mik Arteta

Tell me about it Ye. He’s a nightmare for that 🐔

Arsenal are Massive!!!

Ozzy Osbourne had 2 bottles of vodka and then sang for 3 hours every other night for three decades.

Fair play, not sure anyone has ever missed the point more spectacularly than this

good morning

it only took 294 days to get from "immigrants are eating animals" to "we will feed immigrants to animals"

mussolini nominates hitIer for nobel peace prize

we are tired ✌🏽

Sinner every time he faces Djokovic

Guinness & Gyokeres done, Eze & Ecstacy next. Blimey.

Block that Isak move. Premier League The FA UEFA FIFA Metropolitan Police Donald J. Trump

South Park still making people mad after like 25 years

NOT EVEN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS “WAR” HE HAS STARTED. NOT EVEN HIS EYELINER LINES LOOK AS PRETTY AS CALIFORNIA “MAP” LINES. HE WILL FAIL, AS HE ALWAYS DOES (SAD!) AND I, THE PEACETIME GOVERNOR — OUR NATION’S FAVORITE — WILL SAVE AMERICA ONCE