This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.

Missing my pals, Lanks, Spooner, Levis, Al Bud, Gringo, Big Martin, Ben the Barber, Good Looking Sam, Big J, Little Harry, Spikey, Tight Ron, Sean, Papu, G, Meat injection, Sammy and so many more I’ve missed off. Love you all

[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

Wow.

View of a male streaker wearing stockings and suspenders with 'Save Redcar Baths' scrawled on his chest being escorted off the pitch by two stewards during the League Cup Final match between Leicester and Middlesbrough at Wembley Stadium (1997)

Cernovich I am constantly insulted on this platform

Tinkering with human embryos will certainly be worth the risk.

The #MFE25 Lineup is here! We can't wait to be joined by Bramus Sara Vieira Stephanie 🔮 Web Witch ( 🦋 @seaotta.dev) AnaRodrigues.dev Soumaya Erradi 🦋 Alexander Lichter Daniel Afonso and Laura Richards on 12th June! Tickets on sale now for £125 ➡️ middlesbroughfe.co.uk/events/confere…

My mum, when she said we’re switching to ALDI after ASDA failed to deliver within our chosen time slot:

Today, a brilliant operation was carried out — on enemy territory, targeting only military objectives, specifically the equipment used to strike Ukraine. Russia suffered significant losses — entirely justified and deserved.

Keith Chegwin and Les Dennis at the Ivy Club in London, England (2016)

Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

I've tried to tell you all before. I'll tell you again. It's a scientific fact that Wayne Rooney's brain is more efficent than Einstein's