one time we were on tour with modern baseball and i was talking to a kid after the show and he asked if we had any new music coming out. i was like “ya wanna go in the van and hear it?” and then i played him Cody and he was like “damn this fuckin sucks”

osamason reposted one of my covers on tiktok i feel unstoppable

being compressed probably hurts the music so much :(

I am a reformed twitter lolcow

we gotta wrap up this "if you know anything more than your own name you might be autistic" thing

I Work At The Long John Silvers Arby’s Combo Restaurant

just remembered the young veins exist oh my god thank you ryan ross

the only time it’s ok to drop a crowdsurfer is if they’re your ex

let a white boy give you the world

Going to listen to car seat headrest today I don’t give a fuck bro

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

something is very wrong with me

who up beverage maxxing

fuck yea 5x5 friday

i’m buying a one way ticket to chopped city

when does the helium vape drop

addison rae call me back ASAP i need you on my album

When someone says “It doesn’t have to be perfect” and then your imperfections are too imperfect to be perfectly compatible with their perfect idea and understanding of what imperfection entails 🔥💯🌪️🤞🌪️