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for whom the onion rings

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the geico gecko crawled up my penis and started controlling me like a mecha suit

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her biggest enemy being behind her…

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Gay cavemen arguing with each other

Pooped before I got in the shower this morning instead of after

Can you put Diarrhea in an airfryer

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

Does anyone want to pay my beautiful rent

You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

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