THOMAS PARTEY IS LEAVING MY FOOTBALL CLUB

To put Root into more perspective - for most of his career, England have been absolutely shit at Test Cricket. All of those other greats were in sides that you'd consider up there with the best sides ever. It's a lot harder scoring at 30-3 than it is 200-2

1) no he isn’t 2) he’s a cheat

Don’t ever let anyone say a word to you about spending money. Not a word.

How can we fix this mess?

Nish Kumar, "What is the Green Party's vision for how we redraw the economy of this country?" Zack Polanski, "We need to have a conversation about privatisation, the water companies are the most obvious ones" "It's often talked about, that taking water into public hands would

"A socialist is just someone who is unable to get over his or her astonishment that most people who have lived and died have spent lives of wretched, fruitless, unremitting toil." Terry Eagleton

"weirdo” “ridiculous” - these are the playground taunts when you have no political arguments left to make. And just like playground bullies, they come from a place of fear. Because they can see us organising and they don’t know how to respond. join.greenparty.org.uk

Arsenal have lost only 6 more home league games in their new stadium than Spurs have in theirs Arsenal moved in 2006 and Spurs moved in 2019 😂

“We never said that” You did. Repeatedly. In every council election. These are from Kent, Cornwall and Oxfordshire. You told voters #Reform would cut council tax. You lied to voters, Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 ⬇️

LeBron is doing it in NBA, you got shipped to Saudi… Don‘t compare yourself to the GOAT.

Santa: “Oh my goodness it’s so foggy out there tonight, I don’t know if I can deliver all these presents” *Rudolph with his nose so bright*

Thatcher using the proceeds of the North Sea oil to pay for a bunch of middle-class tax cuts, instead of investing in a sovereign wealth fund, was one of the biggest dick moves ever made, on behalf of the people of the UK.

“When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to. You don’t look at the electorate and ask them: what were you thinking? You look at yourself and ask what were we doing?” - Keir Starmer, 2020

*Protect our women.* He’s laughing and agreeing with a predator who goes out at midnight and waits for drunk women to "scoop up."

Classic Tommy. He tweets about "invaders" waiting outside clubs for drunk girls, then sits, laughs, & agrees with a predator called "The Midnight," who boasts about waiting until after midnight to target drunk girls & "scoop them up." Tommy even said "good answer" when he

Most 25/5/5 playoff games: 80 — LeBron after turning 30 75 — LeBron before turning 30 73 — Michael Jordan

Three empty ambulances received infinitely more news coverage and political commentary than this. Which says it all about the hierarchy of racism in this country.

Susanna Reid, "I'm going to ask you about hypno-boobing" Zack Polanski, "I'm sure the audience will be delighted that you're asking me a question about something that happened 13 years ago including an interview a week after The Sun article, when I've apologised many many times

When voting in the local elections, please judge Reform on our record so far: -over 75 councillors sacked, resigned or defected -every council raised council tax after promising to cut it -Staffordshire sacked two leaders for racism -Nottinghamshire spent £70k putting flags up