If you don’t understand what I meant by 2.5 kids, you are BELOW the IQ requirement for this account.

Willkommen, Florian 👊🇩🇪

If you ain’t from the UK or been here during heatwaves, don’t speak on it like we some dickheads out here. This shit is a fuckery, and we don’t have A/C like you man

This cartoon was drawn in 2017. 8 years later, and it’s still dead-on.

🚨🔴⚫️ Jarell Quansah to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go! Deal agreed for £30m initial fee plus £5m add-ons. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥: Liverpool will have a 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 for Quansah to keep future control of the player.❗️ Contract until June 2030. ✅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

over 40k likes on something that was perfectly legal at its time?

The last one had me CRYING 🤣

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I remember her laughing at men with a 9-5. Now she got 9 or 5 dollars in her bank account.

Now that Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has led the OKC Thunder to a championship. I think we can officially say this is THE WORST trade of ALL TIME.

Liverpool FC has secured the highest social engagement in the Premier League for the second season in a row. The record-breaking campaign is the club's most successful season ever on social media. According to figures from Blinkfire Analytics, the Reds totalled just shy of 1.7

🚨 Milos Kerkez set to fly into UK from Belgrade & undergo medical today ahead of completing transfer from Bournemouth to Liverpool. 21yo #AFCB left-back joining #LFC for ~£40m & Hungary international expected to sign 5yr contract at Anfield The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/64449…

€2.5 million… 😂 Football Manager players know that is the bargain of the century 🤯

🚨🔵 Understand Darwin Núñez has given his initial green light to Napoli, open to the move after being presented Conte’s project. Deal now depends on financial feasibility as Liverpool want important transfer fee and salary will also be key topic. 🎥🇮🇹 youtu.be/zIcSaxiX4jQ

🚨✈️ EXCL: Milos Kerkez and his family on the way to Merseyside! 🇭🇺 The first exclusive picture of the left back as Liverpool player with transfer due to be signed and sealed on Tuesday. Here we go, confirmed. 🔴✅

You can feel Foden’s insecurity through the screen just calm down pal

Andrea Pirlo: 🗣️ "When I was at Milan, Ancelotti came to me and said, ‘I want to sign Steven Gerrard to play alongside you in midfield. What do you think?’ I replied, ‘Great idea. Get him to sign.’ At the time, Gerrard was probably the most complete midfielder in Europe, and I

🚨🗣️| Neymar on Mo Salah's Ballon d'Or chances: “He's been unbelievable the whole season I don't think anyone's outperformed him. He fully deserves it” 🇪🇬🤩 [Source: Neymar Jr]

These kids need to stop tweeting dumb statements man