Holy Steph

Proved all the 2 coats painter haters wrong, just like I prove the 2 coat winter haters wrong.

You’re afraid to mix metals while I’m over here mixing Christ with the Star of David.

Taco Bell always wants to know my location? Seems fair since I always know their location.

Nothing is as embarrassing as having a a watch with glow in the dark numbers.

Loading up the office playlist with Death Grips songs to keep the company moral strong.

Just went on a run in air maxes. Feel like the Thabo Sefolosha of the streets.

Airplane bathroom smelled like orange chicken

In a big business meeting sipping coffee out of a dragon ball z mug

I think I’m at the airport with Raymond Felton

Look how they’ve massacred my boys.

Just here to post a quick tweet like one would back in the day!

The Pistons 🤝 missing late game free throws to ice the game

No I don’t eat my bagel bites off the crisping tray, I’m 31 years old

Do we think Slash wishes he didn’t always have to wear that hat?

Staying up all night watching Italian game shows

ordered an airport ruben sandwich to see if I still feel

First class crazy because why did I just watch a man put a whole pie in the overhead compartment

CunningHIM

Lord. #MyXAnniversary