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Parenting Unplugged

@ivynala22

Turning life’s glitches into punchlines. Professional overthinker, part-time joke enthusiast. Tweets served with a side of sarcasm.

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calendar_today03-11-2021 15:51:30

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Celebrating New Year’s with a 2-year-old: They’re asleep by 8, I’m asleep by 10, and we both start 2025 at 5 AM with Paw Patrol and Cheerios. Party animals.

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I swear it’s hard to be on social media and stay positive. The attack in New Orleans is deeply saddening. Protect the ones you love unconditionally.

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Parenting while your wife is at work is not for the weak. I’ve noticed I do well in organized chaos but start to get overstimulated when I catch up to myself and see everything at one time.

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I’ve decided to delete my unproductive group chat has drained my internal battery. I’ve been in this childhood friend’s chat for over 10 years, the hard truth is people change and that’s okay. I’ve outgrown the snarky responses and complete ghosting of any attempt to get people

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Negativity and trolling is a common theme to build a viewership on this platform. I believe it will take time, but I want to do things different.

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CAN SOMEONE ANYWHERE IN THE NORTH CAROLINA GOVERNMENT THAT REPRESENTS THE PEOPLE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET FEMA ON THE FUCKING PHONE AND EXTEND THESE HOTEL VOUCHERS?!!!! WE ARE TALKING TO ELDERLY PEOPLE AND WOMEN WITH KIDS BEING KICKED OUT OF THEIR HOTELS, WTF IS HAPPENING

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This woman has an elite level understanding of male psychology. I was today years old when I realized that what she says is true. Men love quests.

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I follow two financial accounts theficouple & Finance Guy I propose the follow question and insight for a real situation: What would provide a greater long-term benefit: using a $500,000 lump sum to fully pay off a $319,000 mortgage at a 2.87% interest rate, or investing

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I haven’t posted in a while. My wife is a warrior, baby #2 is home safe and sound. Cluster feeding sounds way to easy on the ears than what it means in reality.

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Hollywood actor Anthony Mackie: "For the past 20 years, we’ve been living through the death of the American male, they’ve killed masculinity in our communities…"