"Look at my son."

@AspiringPatron He hisses, jumping down to run after her. "C'mere, ya little shit!"

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"Psst, INACTIVE, c'mere, I found something cute to do."

@AspiringPatron He sprints after the other, quickly closing the gap between them.

@AspiringPatron He laughs, tackling her to the ground.

// /Paws Levi. back

//So it's voting day. Hopefully we'll stay, or at least not have riots started by the result.

@AspiringPatron "Then let me give you a bath!" He laughs, holding the water gun above her face.

Levi in oversized sweaters = Boners for days

@ObstinateSmith Erwunpls

@AspiringPatron He yelps, falling backwards and onto his arse. "H-Hey, where were you hiding that thing?"

Friend: omg you're so fucking gay. Can't you get any gayer?!????! Me:

Jangnanhae neo dodaeche naega mwoya, manmanhae, uh, nalgatgo noneungeoya.

Your voice counts for nothing. #skrwd #EURefResults

//Well, fuck. Goodbye, EU. 😢

Bites @SQUIRRELsquirll