Sorry but tap water absolutely does have a taste and that taste is ROTTEN

Second wife is 11 years younger than me. She wants kids, I don't as already have 3. Have never told her I had a vasectomy so can't anyway. She's just announced she's pregnant. This'll be interesting.

Agreeing to go on dates whilst your ovulating and then immediately wanting to back out thereafter x love being a girl x

The big brother crowd is so mid

“sorry i have plans” the plans:

me when he isn’t replying in 00.1 sec

All I want in life is a fat ass

My time is consumed with these posts and comments these days 😂 #Jayslater

So real

Thankful to be rich enough to enjoy YouTube premium

me remembering he kissed other girls before me

U look retarded

how it feels to drink water at midnight

In my chef era

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