There’s no such thing as a 2- or 3-month anniversary. ‘Ann’ in anniversary comes from ‘annual,’ which means one year. One year is 12 months. You and your babe are just educated olodo.

Nigerian client : Please dont use ChatGPT while working with me International clients: Do you know how to use ChatGPT very well ?

My workmate picked me from home and he was supposed to drop his kido to school first, so we started jazzing about yesterday's Champions league games...we got to work and realized we are still with the kido

Happy birthday, gaffer! ✊🎈

Na everyday this king de enter problem 😂💔

Life so private, even me i no sabi wetin i dey do

some are not actually fooling, they're really just fools.😭

The whole country con dey live on memories like say na Snapchat 😭

Loving me is not enough. I want you to support Liverpool

You want to use baby prams in a country that has no designated sidewalks, no regard for traffic lights, no recognition of zebra crossings? You want to push baby prams on the same roadside to compete with tricycles, motorcycles and wheelbarrows selling watermelon? Good-luck 👍🏽

Not having any condition or illness that requires constant medication.

“wtf was i about to google?”

Of course they know😆 They don’t need to be toad

Pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand

Some of you actually suck at charging your phones, everytime 10%

Cashier: Your child will be very happy 35 year old me:

Yeah I don't know what I've been doing my whole life. It was amazing.

Trying to lock in, but your motherboard decides to pack up lol 💔