The muppets weren’t born with genitalia therefore they can not fuck. But they want to fuck. Bert wants to fuck Ernie. Miss Piggy wants to fuck Kermit. Oscar wants to fuck Wormy. It’s the reason those characters are so grumpy. It’s reason the muppets will destroy all living things

If anyone knows Dave Portnoy's address hit me in the DM, I feel like a FOIA to the police department would turn up some interesting stuff

It’s also worth thinking about how the entire legal apparatus would have reacted if he was a left wing teenager who spoke out against inequality, poverty, racial injustice, and environmental degradation who shot three people at a far right rally.

Much easier for Trump to make life worse for those he promised to hurt than it will be to make life better for those he promised to help.

Boy John McCain is going to tsk-tsk about this before he eagerly votes to confirm new FBI director Michael Flynn Wearing a Fake Mustache.

1 Fox interviews man in diner. 2 Man implies timing of Comey's firing is suspect, was FBI getting too close? 3 Fox ends interview with man.

Good for Trump there's no very clear and topical evidence of him using "hope" as a threat. Wait. x.com/realDonaldTrum…

Nov '18 flip the house 🤗🔀🏡 May '19 impeach trump 🤗👊🎃 Aug '20 impeach pence 🤗👊🙍🏼‍♂️ POTUS PELOSI 🤗💅💃 Nov '20 lose to Antonio Sabato Jr 🤗✌️☠️

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

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#SolarEclipse2017

lmao i'm gonna die 😂🤣

Come to papa, you nasty bitch

UPDATE: I lived, however my house was tipped over. Sad. 1 like = 1 prayer