pitch count ☺️💪 nowt. NOWT

wanted to show my mum some of my writing but she said she sorry no bc she had to go and read her book about immigration reform but i can see and hear v clearly that she is in fact watching shania twain music videos in bed

the fucking pictures people put up on these sobriety apps are making me lose my mind

dropped cheese into my earl grey tea with honey call that What Is The Point. I Mean Literally What Is The Point In Being Alive

still not over schmidt from new girl making a fan club devoted to this guy

Matt Hancock: found guilty of handing pandemic contracts to his mates British journalists:

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

Watching The Irishman the way Scorsese intended

skepta and slowthais new song looks great here

Anyone who says Meghan is "acting".... listen, if she was that good at acting the peak of her career wouldn't have been Suits

itv running an entire mental health campaign around reaching out to people who need it the most while allowing piers morgan to say he doesn't believe a black woman had suicidal ideation on their flagship show says everything you need to know about corporate wellbeing posturing

If men could bring up male suicide on its own terms and not in opposition or to deflect from women’s issues that would be great.

putting this on my bed frame and hitting it like a hamster’s water bottle

Heard my neighbor wretch loudly for 1 full minute then put on Imma Be by the Black Eyed Peas

i’m in too deep

Roy Keane says he’s aware some people like to send each other pictures of various cakes and other sweet treats on Whatsapp and he finds it pathetic