Me when I hold the evil phone of anguish and despair

the wrong Home Alone 2 actor died

jk rowling's $150M superyacht was fully trackable on marinetraffic until this week and now the AIS is off. i'm sure it's nothing. anyway you totally shouldn't check the st barts port logs and align them up with certain dates/times, it totally reveals nothing sinister at all!

Having been a user of this software for more than half my life, seeing this announcement is shocking but completely unsurprising. I've never seen such blatant disdain for a product's userbase in my life, and this feels like the point it was almost destined to come to. There are

I’m perfectly fine with getting updates for Stardew Valley every few years for life.

You bolt awake in the city of Wittemberg. You are not online. It is 1517 AD. You are Martin Luther, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must stand unchallenged.

When I talk about how the American education system fails us by not teaching us history with its true horrors, this is what I’m talking about. It’s lying about the history of the country by omission. No wonder so many people believe right wing narratives. They don’t learn truth.

do it bill, drag everyone down with you. crash this plane with no survivors.

Tape man

How would you know?

not now criss angel

important time to refresh our memories on this over here 👇

fellas is it gay to be in love with your wife????

If big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive

Slenderman if he was a pedophile

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Don’t worry Tim

Your son was made an hero during Operation Leeroy Jenkins. His loss is an epic fail we will hold in our hearts forever