You'll be relieved to hear we're more amusing than we are erotic. See for yourself at The Kelvin Players Theatre Kelvin Players this Sat 9 Nov, 8pm. ticketsource.co.uk/kelvinplayers/…

Yep, it's happening tomorrow! The Kelvin Players Theatre Kelvin Players, Sat 9 Nov, 8pm. kelvinplayers.co.uk

You don't literally have to fight to get tickets to our show at The David Hall The David Hall South Petherton, you can just follow the link! Fri 29 Nov, 8pm thedavidhall.com/event/instant-…

We'll be strumming our whisks for the festive season - why not join us? The Instant Wit Christmas Show - Alma Tavern Theatre Alma Tavern &Theatre on Sat 14 Dec, 8pm! tickettailor.com/events/almathe…?

And we're very much looking forward to it!

The marvellous Jon Monie (account inactive - now on Bluesky) from INSTANT WIT of course! Who else?

Don't wait to be lassoed, tickets for our show at The David Hall The David Hall, South Petherton are available online. Fri 29 Nov, 8pm! thedavidhall.com/event/instant-…

Would that be the amazing Mike Akers from INSTANT WIT? I believe it would!

🎄✨Christmas at the Theatre Royal Bath🎄✨ It's time to join us in the festive spirit with a whole host of shows and events for all the family and a few handy Christmas gift ideas too! 🎁🧵 More in the Christmas thread below...

Yes! We'll be at the magnificent David Hall in South Petherton, Somerset, next Friday!

And INSTANT WIT will be there tonight, 8pm!

Not long till we're back at The Alma Tavern Theatre Alma Tavern &Theatre - we'll be there on Saturday 8th February! almatavernandtheatre.co.uk

Spring into the Alma Theatre (Now with Air Conditioning!) 🆒🐇🐣 - mailchi.mp/25a046ab7430/m…

Including Instant Wit on Saturday 5th April!

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Also including Instant Wit on Friday 17th October!

Deal Alert! Buy One Get One Free this week! - mailchi.mp/98ebf1afec46/1… Five star theatre and brand new spooky stories! It's a great start to October - plus you can get a sweet buy one get one free on these two superb shows. Book now on our website promo code PURLTWO

Yep, we're back at the Alma Tavern Theatre on FRIDAY 17th October!

Not long to go till our Big Christmas Show at the Alma Tavern Theatre Alma Tavern &Theatre on Saturday 6th December! Tickets from the Alma website.

Instant Wit's Christmas Show - Alma Tavern Theatre, Bristol, Saturday 6th December! Yay!