❝ … You mortals have a strange way of showing affection. Instead of worshiping the very ground we walk upon, you dye your scales like a circus freak in the middle of Toy Day. Disgraceful. ❝ Be glad your mate found it flattering, or else you would have been obliterated. ❞

❝ … I suppose one can say it is “hype”… ❞

❝ Ah, a mortal concept. You are lucky to be with him. Otherwise you would never see the light of day for your transgressions… ❞

❝ … You annoy me. ❞ And off he disappears in a shroud of darkness.

❝ There are some things even I cannot control. What will transpire is merely fate. Do not expect an apology. ❞

// Thanks, Twitter, I feel so popular

❝ The darkness encases the sky once more. ❞

❝ The time for destruction is creeping on us ever so closely. I will not make any preparations. ❞

❝ If you mortals are worth the air you breath, then you all will do fine. Otherwise, no one will miss or remember you. ❞

❝ Personally, I do not care for any of you. ❞

❝ It seems I am not alone… ❞

❝ I return. . . ❞

❝ Oh? In what way, I wonder? ❞

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"Hello, GORGEOUS! Long time, no see! It's me!" AU/OC Portrayal of Birdo ➨ Descriptive ➨ #SMBRP/#MVRP ➨ Rated T for Mature themes and language ➨ Always open to Banter/Storylines ➨ Minors, it's just for the best for you to admire from afar

"Somewhere, in a parallel universe" The #mariomovie isn't even out yet and I'm already thinking about a Sequel featuring #DarkBowser I can't put into words how PROUD I am of this, feast your eyes on every single tiny detail #Bowser #BowsersInsideStory #Marioandluigi #SuperMario

I see... #MyTwitterAnniversary

𝑺𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔. 𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖. The underling of Fawful, but this time he's not around, so Midbus is kind of on his own. Still kinda dumb. N/Sfw, multiverse Big belly.