thinking about how when i was like 12 on tumblr having never kissed another soul i was indignantly reblogging things like “50 shades of gray is NOT a realistic depiction of kink. please educate yourself. misinformation is so dangerous”

5 years ago today, Ariana Grande's "no tears left to cry" reached #1 on the Pop Songs airplay chart.

broke: Paddington as an omen of death woke:

it's clear that The Miners Community Arts & Music Centre needs to bring this back before FC United of Manchester 🟥⬜⬛ games again 👀

There were some incredible posts at the height of the NFT bubble

Fannie Binary Mother United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

Not sure about this new Twitter logo.

thank you so much for making barbie

Being a contestant on Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing on Ice, I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! and Celebrity Big Brother

wait, people are comparing doja cat to azalea because she...said she doesn't love her fans?? some of these stans would not have survived the pre social media era I swear

people are already getting like This about twitter it was awful long before that divorced prick turned up and don't you forget it

I had to go searching for this tweet again. Where has this kind of flair gone in the presentation of performance on TV? WHY IS EVERYTHING THE FUCKING SAME AS EVERYTHING ELSE?

this is not a tweet apparently. bye

wrap party tonight :)