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MockingBirdʚĭɞ

@incretaceous

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calendar_today05-10-2015 17:53:34

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

4 months ago

You filmed her without consent, spread it to shame her, then played innocent while she got expelled. You’re a coward, a parasite, filth in human form. Hell has a special place reserved just for you.

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

4 months ago

吃肥肠是不是也是一种吃屎行为？

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

3 months ago

我竟然胖了18斤！ 怪不得每个人都欲言又止，看来20斤还是很明显的。 我想当然归咎于骨折后一年没运动。哎，健身卡继续办起来吧。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

3 months ago

有意识地活着，无时不刻地自我觉察是个挺痛苦的事儿。它消耗能量，且并不总能向好发展。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

3 months ago

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

3 months ago

人生第三次出车祸了。一的一生平均要经历多少次车祸。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

2 months ago

房主任的段子水准一直在下滑。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

2 months ago

现在没ai的话，我这逼活儿一点也干不下去。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

2 months ago

我每次高潮时都不可抑制地从娇喘转为怒音。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

2 months ago

我才知道雪蛤是雌性林蛙的输卵管！ 咱们Chinese吃的就是具体啊！

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

a month ago

就因为两单没给小费，Uber评分给我降到4.45了。

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MockingBirdʚĭɞ
@incretaceous

3 days ago

上班火车连取消两趟，加上这这那那七七八八，我痛哭两分钟后精神抖擞了。