pov: my girl seeing me still on my feet after she pegged me for 3 hours straight

Santa on his way to give poor kids proportionately poor gifts

me as soon as the mewtwo build muscle mommy finally gets off the bench that still has her sweat marks on it

me leaving her house after she lied about the Bible study with matching pajamas

when I find all the foreskins in the biological hazard containers

This is the greatest living American.

3 sets of absolute shenanigans