Me and my dad in 1995, him looking like a surly teenager who just wants to play his records in peace but has been given a baby to look after

Guys the way I am HOWLING HAHAHSH

Days until Christmas:

2021.avi

Receiving a negative PCR test the week before Christmas

No one: Mary Berry:

An insight into my 2021 brain

The Queen in chess:

Molly Mae to her employees at PLT:

Handed in my notice at work!!!

Am I buying animal crossing purely for enjoyment or as an escapism from the cruel realities of modern life

the way this scene from Tots TV is an absolute masterclass in passive aggression… no hollywood production has ever come close

Happy gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt day to all who celebrate!

I've just asked my MP to commit to protecting all LGBTQA+ people by supporting a full and comprehensive ban on conversion practices, with no loopholes. Use BanConversionTherapy's tool to email your MP and ask them to #BanConversionTherapy now stonewall.org.uk/our-work/campa…

“If I was on The Traitors I’d be completely cold and ruthless” Me every five minutes if I was on the Traitors:

Beyoncé on 17th May:

I recreated the Physical music video with clips from Tots TV

Petition: Commit to not amending the Equality Act's definition of sex petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6279…

10 years later and I’m still baffled about the time we requested Dancing Queen at Yates iow and the DJ replied with ‘sorry, no ABBA on Fridays’