These guys make riffing in girls replies look so easy.

Every piece of writing I do I make sure to include one of the following words: erected, nonchalant and zeitgeist

Parents are worried about this dangerous new internet trend: lighting yourself on fire

Why do you guys need to fuck it up in the replies every single time? Does it make you feel special to understand the joke?

Me in the lobby of the office bc I didn’t get today off

The near term future of political activism will be male billionaires in a spending war against the wives of male billionaires

BREAKING: Fed announces that Jerome Powell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. He has embraced Islamic Banking and the Fed Funds Rate is now 0%. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Just trying to reach these damn kids

Tbh I kinda forgot who I voted for

As a blue collar man this is what my hands normally look like

We should nuke San Francisco

This is actually true though

tech bros will ask 8 different ai bots for advice instead of asking the one Man who knows everything……. get these boys to mosque ASAP

Abort our children. Import hostile immigrants. Disarm ourselves. These are our demands.