I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

ms nail ms nail listen to this boom ba doom boom booom ba doom boom super basss boom ba boom boom boom ba doom boom super bass bo ba doom boom boom

Mom and I have been getting along

having a library card is so hot

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

one of my students from last year headbutt me today (out if excitement and love)

a little voice in my head tells me move to wyoming

buying etsy psychic readings and eating a baked potato

the only solution is moving to wyoming and working on a farm i fear

went on a walk tonight and made strangers look at a cool bug

she's in her room being evil

i feel like i evolved from fish way more recently than most people

the only men that ask me out are sober bartenders that are at least 20 years older than me why is that

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

saying the word “beer” to me triggers the same response as when you say the word “walk” to a dog

this is what it feels like to work with children while going through something

can i come over and crawl around on you like a bug