The one thing I'd most like to see in Mission Impossible 7 and/or 8 is Vanessa Redgrave. @chrismcquarrie

I was speaking to a Vietnam vet the other day. He's the go-to person for any problems with your pot-bellied pig.

If only your name rhymed with uncomfortable laminated stapler 🎵 I'd have a great idea for a song.

Pigs match dogs' IQ and two year old children. Pets. Not food. You don't eat dogs or kids do you?

Listening to the radio on my drive into work today I realised that I hadn't heard much Hungarian piano music lately, so may be that's why I've been feeling so Lisztless. I've been laughing at my own joke all day.

Not many people know about the famous 19th century composer/pianist who was fascinated by large fern leaves. He kept a journal of all the varieties he came across in his travels. This was known as Franz Liszt’s fronds list. 😬

@Yahuah144k only savages eat dead animal tissue. pigs are pets. not food.

Idk. I might not post on X anymore. I don’t support anything much but porcinism.

Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) The greatest poet that has ever lived.

Whoa, wait…. wha?!?! St. Valentine is the patron saint of Courtney Love?!? …. Reads again… Oh…. “Courtly love”

One time I wrote a haiku on John Lennon‘s face

YES! That is what Fredericton is to me! Duncan was perfect! 🩷

It’s Katharine Hepburn Day, you old poop! Celebrate by calling someone an old poop!

what is wrong with the world? trying to look up adorable mangalica pigs and all i see is “i have no soul. hungarian children are delicious”

breaking news: i hate people and i want to move to Hungary. 🇭🇺 (by Hungary i mean home to Fredericton)

Often in this life you got to say wow at a gorgeous and beautiful woman