How are you bigger than your cows?

There were days I had nothing buana. Literally nothing. I was what museveni calls peasants. Kwa keja ya mabati pale kangemi. What separated me and my Neigbour was a mabati wall. Na Mabati ni ile ya drum za oil imekatwa,sasa ata haifiki juu kabisa. There is some space left between

Yani ata shensea ni single mother buana. Kwani wanaume mnataka namna gani jameni. Mko na mcheso sana aki. This is the type of women you wake up at 3am for,unaosha vyombo na nyumba like a good husband,alafu unampikia uji kabla saa moja ifikie unamsidikiza mpaka stage. Jioni mjengo

Awuoro wuon Winny!! Sirkal nyaka bedie- agoko samoro ber. Achaya moro ntie mbele kae weya weya

Hate Raila all you want but leave Luos out of it. Usiko mana ni joluo ofuwo? Fupwani to chandou nang’o? Neee, Wuon Rosemary rach kata ober kien! Were uru kodwa

Kaka,If we have been neutralised as you say,You,Me and the gods watching this universe can Testify I tried my best. I walked the talk,since the first day. I have pushed fiercely,emotionally,logically and bravely upto where my body allows me to. And if those whom we fought

Na wanaume sasa vile iko,ata kama sisi ndio providers and protectors,hebu tusijinyime sana. We are also beings and we deserve good treats. Do not toil day and night,overworking your spinal cord and ligaments alafu hii jasho yote inaenda kwa wengine. You are not a robot or cyborg

John McAfee was the wildest entrepreneur alive: • Bitcoin Billionaire • Never paid taxes • Wanted in 3 countries • Hacked Hillary Clinton's office • Married a prostitute sent to kill him • Survived 50+ assassination attempts The person you may know, the story you don't 🧵

Leo nikienda mjengo kuna mrembo tumepigana naye eye contact namna hii nikaskia roho imesema Yes, kupanda nduthi ndio nimuache with a picture of me circulating in her mind like they do in indian movies,nduthi ikakataa kuwaka buana. Sasa sini jamaa aanze kupiga kick,na mimi nyuma

Na mimi vijana mnajua huwa siwadanganyi ikikuja ni hii maneno yetu sisi kama viumbe wa kiume. Now, if you want to expirience the true glory of your manhood,the length,the girth and the capability to drill oil even in the driest of lands and deepest of oceans,avoid underwears.

I think women,Most of the time if not all,are unfair to men. To them,Love means men enduring suffering on their behalf without complaining. Kwanza hii sector ya make up imekua mbaya sana buana,hii wanaita kujipodoa imetuletea taabu mingi sana sisi kama kizazi cha kiume. Mtu na

A Raymond Reddington line that lives rent free in your head ?

Leo Pale kwa Redhill kwa madiplomat nimechoma bicha namna hatari sana buana. Joe a mzungu friend of mine called me Yesterday,says Polo the Cctv system you gave us is lagging can we upgrade it,I say yes lemme come and see it tomorrow. Na akaweka fuel. I was there by 10am. And

Saa ingine after kupigana na shida sana unaeza ona kama unaota buana. Unakaa namna hii unafikiria maisha yako unaona hauna inheritance,hauna god fathers in higher places,no ancestral land to go back to when shit hits the fan,no credibility to take a bank loan. Yani unaishi kwa

In any relationship that you consider serious,you should be able to comfortably go over to your womans house without tension. Otherwise what is the point then,if you cannot feel home in the house of the person you have given your heart to. Its only promiscuous men dating whores

A man who stays where there is noise is a man who doesn’t want to have a conversation with his innerself. Wewe kunywa pombe na uvurute bangi vile unataka lakini ujue all the answers you seek lie within you. Lazima ujiite kamkutano. And the earlier you realize this the better, na

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But if theres something modern parents have also managed to establish,its emotional bonding with their children. Unlike us,children who were brought up like bandits. Kwanza firstborns. It becomes inherently almost impossible for me to hold a long conversation with my mother.

Na ndio nilikua naambia wajamaa sahii hii wasichana ya Nairobi ni very weak species. Immunity ni kama ile ya kuku broiler buana. If at any moment you choose to marry them or even engaging them horizontally almaarufu ‘naingiza kichwa tu’you must know their health

Men, Two important skills: • PUBLIC SPEAKING • NEGOTIATION The life of a man, — in business, politics & marriage, is about ascending the ladder of influence Therefore, you must know how to speak, negotiate, & build coalitions to your advantage. #MasculinitySaturday