eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??

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Janet Jackson 🌟

I love when bands announce a tour and the routing is like.. NY-FL-OHIO-TEXAS.

Train is not making music for you. They are making music for your aunt and her divorced friends. Making fun of train for writing commercial music is like making fun of McDonald’s for serving fast food.

Why ain’t nobody tell me 5 Seconds of Summer was sick

Why is life so weird

Finally a wine for gay people into feet

Selena Gomez just revealed in an interview that her hit song “Come & Get It” is about an all you can eat buffet

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That time Akon brought a guy on stage just to throw him off 😭😭x.com/smallzstill/st…

If I ran a DMV I’d make sure to install fruit punch water fountains and play the original Jurassic park trilogy on repeat .

At what point in your life do you decide to run an Instagram account for your cat

this is a real menorah currently being sold at Target……….I am WHEEZING

My Gen Z coworker is getting the Cannibal Corpse “Butchered At Birth” artwork on his chest, but had no idea the band even existed.

HUGE beck fan over here, but god damn. The golden age of live music is OVER. I watched this man lip sync the majority of a 2 hour headline set.

Disclosure just happened. We are not alone. We have never been, alone. United States Air Force officer David Grusch just stated under oath in a public hearing in front of distinguished Members of Congress that the U.S. is in possession of multiple (not one) non-human

I’m sick

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