#SIOP25 conference submissions are open, mein #IOPsych fans! You should submit something about #AI! I'll bet nobody is going to do that this year!

You, brainstorming ideas for a #SIOP25 conference paper: (What I did last year) + AI! #IOPsych

You know, this candidate reminds me of a young Teddy Roosevelt!

After reviewing what the big names in corporate #IOPsych are up to lately, I think I have finally solved the "#SIOP Identity Problem"! Behold the future! The race to the bottom has started!

It's been over a year since ModernHire's "Co-Headquarters" got the news that HireVue bought them. What happened to the two offices ("Headeighths"?) in CLE and MKW? I miss making fun of them. #IOPsych

All this talk of "AI Profile Prediction" and highlighted selection metrics that boast a reduction in "employee churn" but no one ever mentions if it correlates any better than an old paper-and-pencil cognitive ability test. #IOPsych

I know what you're thinking, mein #IOPsych fans, but your plan to have a symposium made up of all robots will never make it past the #SIOP25 conference reviewers. Don't let your Roomba distract you again.

You've waited long enough! #IOPsych

At the end of the day it all still boils down to test scores. #IOPsych

When exactly is the convention for the Progressive Party (aka the Bull Moose Party)? I'm open to hearing their platform. I may be pro-child labor but I'm not a "one issue" voter. #IOPsych

iopsychmemes.bsky.social Wait! Is it "Gang Up on the MBTI Day" already? We really need to agree on a date for this. Not this Easter-like formula from the Council of Nashville (#SIOP 1994): "the third business Thursday after a full moon date that occurs on or after Katharine Briggs' birthday..."

Great galloping Gompers! It's Labor Day! Mein #IOPsych grad students, celebrate by calling your classmates together and form your own union! Better stipends await! No more "banking hours" of Research Assistants! Your profs will support you! Workers of the Academy unite!

Did you know that 40% of grad students in the US are unionized? Grad student employee unions are found in 23 States! Rise up, #IOPsych student workers at UA Psychology Dept! You have nothing to lose but your chains, ODU Department of Psychology! Wake up BGSU Psychology! research-data.hunter.cuny.edu/ncscbhep/2024D…

Almost half of all union grad student employees are represented by the UAW! Maybe you could afford a car, mein #IOPsych grad workers, if you partnered with them... research-data.hunter.cuny.edu/ncscbhep/2024D…

C'mon now, #IOPsych grrad student employees! Start down the path to collective bargaining this #LaborDay! Being part of a union today will come in handy when you graduate and take jobs subverting them tomorrow!

Trump-era EEOC is hard at work defending those who have been harmed by corporate malfeasance! Up next: Dept of Labor to investigate why men's rooms at work don't have couches, too. #IOPsych

Let's get those "desk-less workers" some desks then! Unemployment--solved! Next problem! I'm on a roll! #IOPsych #EconIsEasy

Wait...did I create the field of Sports Psychology too? No, I didn't think so. How did I miss that one? Well, good news is that you can't pin this one on me! #IOPsych